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'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat in a tank...

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

String Theory for Beginners.

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat on guitar

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."