Cat Overlords Gifts

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Cat in a tank...

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

CEO with SEO

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

String Theory for Beginners.

Puss in Heels

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat on guitar

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'