Furry Overlords Gifts

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think he's lost."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'Cute.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Nicole's liberal dog college: 'We believe there is a gray area between good dog and bad dog.'

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'

'Who does he think he's kidding? He only won a tenner!'

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Dog's Brain.

'No, you may not have company. Your friends will have to wait until your time is up.'

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'