Feline Overlord Gifts

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Pyramid catflap...

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Cat on guitar

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The Upholstery Consultant

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'Well, so much for that theory!'