Feline Overlord Prints

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Pyramid catflap...

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat on guitar

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

The Upholstery Consultant

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."