Organizational Overlord Gifts

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

New Memer/Incumbent

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'I like it!'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

'Cute.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

"If we get out of this alive, I'm signing up for that management class."

"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

'Our inequality officer earns more than our inequality officer!'

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'