Corporate Overlord Gifts

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

CEO with SEO

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

Under new blame.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'