Corporate Overlord Mugs

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Under new blame.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'