Corporate Overseerer Mugs

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I go that extra mile!"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

Bow first.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Before you go Sir, the staff have the right to know the business's economic situation.'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

'Getting fired right now. Have no idea Y! : ('

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

'Damned tourists.'

'We need to discuss your chronic absenteeism.'

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

Bait for corporations.

'When I decide you need my opinion I'll charge you $450 per hour for it.'

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

The public and private lives of a football steward

'The Taxman's in the counting house, taxing all your money!'

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

'Ought we to blow the whistle? He is, after all, a senior consultant.'

"Just because they all work from home now doesn't mean I don't still keep an eye on them."

"Hey, we stole six thousand. Can I post that on Facebook?"

'We do provide job security -- for environmental activists.'

"If you can't take it with you, then leave it with me."