Office Overlord Gifts

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

CEO with SEO

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

The Move.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

I'd rather be at the office.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Plumbing Company Executive

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

"It's just that sometimes, I feel like I'm on a sinking ship!"

'Getting fired right now. Have no idea Y! : ('

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"