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"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'I like it!'

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

The reason you will never catch up with your paperwork is that late at night, in a nest of shredded manila folders, your most important files have babies.

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

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Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

'Cute.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

F&E Detective Agency. This is not a good sign. Now where are those forms? Boy, I can never find anything.

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"OK, one more time, let's go through the pre-hibernation checklist..."

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'