Online Overlords Mugs

CEO with SEO

Second lifeReal life.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Online Dating for Dummies

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"Truthfully, it's a very dangerous procedure. But I've observed it a number of times on YouTube."

Trolling on social media

'Cute.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

Internet supervision.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."