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'Cute.'

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"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

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"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"I'm sorry, Pierre, you're just one too many."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Nicole's liberal dog college: 'We believe there is a gray area between good dog and bad dog.'

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Bill's life coaching, helping you put the "Great" in Great White Shark.

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

'Who does he think he's kidding? He only won a tenner!'

'Just look at this carpet! I guess what they say is true. Nature does indeed abhor a vacuum.'