Organists Pillows

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Felix Mendelssohn

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Malcolm Sargent

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Cesar Franck

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

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Organ Player

A catch-all is born.

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Dead Man's Handel

Camille Saint-Saens

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ