Organist Pillows

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

'The vicar suggested an appropriate piece for next Sunday might be the Voluntary 'Redundancy'.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

'I'm here for the organ transplant.'

'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'

Organist

'I lost all respect for my Organ-Grinder when I realized he was not playing but merely turning the handle! That's when I left him...'

"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

Devil has the best tunes

"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"

"How ironic, with him being an organ donor."

Bishop rocking in his church.

Dead Man's Handel

Organ Donor Unit

Christmas choir

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Monk playing an organ.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Christmas organ

"This organ has a number of stops in it."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"I know the organ is broken, but I was kind of hoping you knew how to play the guitar."

Organ Player

Organ Player

Camille Saint-Saens

Musician

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man who has had bronchitis

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'