Organic Funsters Pillows

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Climbing with the baby

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

I want to be a lawn!

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'