Organ Anthropomorphizer Gifts

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

TV's hot new political show: Meet the Produce. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. Let's be frank. The Republicans have no fiscal discipline. And the tax-and-spend liberals do? We're not ballooning the deficit! Waging war to promote freedom is not free! You stupid rotten vegetable! You're low in vitamin E! Cut to commercial.

A tailor measuring a large man

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Alligator Bars

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Planet of the Ants

"Life is pointless."

"Please don't go!"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Estate sale"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'