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"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

A tailor measuring a large man

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Alligator Bars

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I'm organic.'

"Estate sale"

Planet of the Ants

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Life is pointless."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Please don't go!"