Orca Advocate T-Shirts

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Human Rights and the USA

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Japanese Whaling

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Save the river.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Stop Human Footing

Heart Disease Menu

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

Sea Change.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'