Orca Advocate Pillows

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Human Rights and the USA

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

Heart Disease Menu

Save the river.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Sea Change.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Stop Human Footing

Wolf Reintroduction.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'