Optometry Humor Pillows

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about getting his hair cut?"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Cat Eye-Exam

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'It quickly became apparent that Optometry was not the right career choice for Errol'. 'Is that the right one? I can't tell!'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

'How do these glasses feel?'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Nasa's going to give the moon a moon. What? It's going to capture an asteroid and put it in lunar orbit so we can practice docking with it and maybe mine it. Do you think it's too late for me to become and astronaut? I would love to be the first human being to say "can you hear me now" from an asteroid. Your deeds will be remember for centuries. I want to be the first human to moon the moon from the moon's moon.

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

I wasn't counting on you having been to the opticians!

Spider glasses.

Analphabet

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

Scientists Eyes Test

Eye Test with Myopic Optician

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

"Sure, I'll do the eye exam, but I should warn you that I have a tendency to read between the lines. . ."

'Guess who wants a giant-sized monocle?'

'I wish you'd make up your mind - first, you ask me to collect the customers' glasses then...'

'So having trouble with your eyes.'