Optician Visits Pillows

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

Love is Blind.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Pirate eye test

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'It's Blurred.'

The latest in Eyewear.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'