Optician Visits Pillows

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Pirate eye test

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Hospital Departments

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

OMG.