First Visit To Eye Doctor Pillows

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Well, well, well...'

"The first one's just a warning."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"So what brings you in today?"

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Optometrist Humor

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'