Going To The Opticians Pillows

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Love is Blind.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

Pirate eye test

Hospital Departments

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The latest in Eyewear.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

OMG.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'