Going To The Opticians Pillows

These are really cool! I'm taking them off you!

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

The latest in Eyewear.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Musical Eye Test

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.