Opposites Attract Believer Gifts

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Confusionism'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

We should talk...

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Jesus the comedian.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Yeah! Well, I don't believe in karma."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

"Take me to David Bowie."

Highwire Texting

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

Monk destroys a question mark.