Opposition Supporter Gifts

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Joe Biden

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Myanmar coup

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Palin 2012

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Jerry Brown.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Rishi Sunak

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

Obama Campaign.

Newt Gingrich

Ballad of a Replacement Player

Hillary Clinton

'Determined little guy.'

'I guess it's just one of those days.'