Opposition Supporter Pillows

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Eat my dust!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Joe Biden

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Myanmar coup

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Palin 2012

Jerry Brown.

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Rishi Sunak

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Newt Gingrich

Obama Campaign.

Hillary Clinton

'Determined little guy.'