Political Rival Supporter Pillows

Unwanted Cowboy

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Palin 2012

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Rishi Sunak

'. . . But where's the beef?'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Palin's Teabaggers

Newt Gingrich

Al Baldasaro

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Climate Change is Real

Carly Fiorina

Send the banker -corrupt major parties a message! DON'T NOT VOTE! VOTE 3rd party!

John Boehner

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Trump's Trophy

If We Did Other Things The Way That We Vote

Condoleezza Rice

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'After I'm elected president, I'll govern as a sensible moderate, unless I've made a deal with the devil, or something...'

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

Rose-colored glasses.

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Room for third party: 'Hey, but we had fun - didn't we!'

Every Vote Counts, Unless You Mean "Every Vote" Actually

Randolph Churchill appointed Chancellor

"Very Republican. I love it."