Rival Supporter Pillows

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Tic-tac-toe

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

"Just being proactive."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Fight on the top

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'