Rival Supporter Prints

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Eat my dust!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Tic-tac-toe

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Fight on the top

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Football Blockers.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'