Rivalry Enthusiast Prints

'A fair trial was probably too much to expect with His Honor hailing from Boston and my client being a known Yankee fan!'

'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

"I hate that guy."

'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'

Unsporting

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

Adversarial Competition Training

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

Hunting in Soctland

'Well, this is awkward.'

Royster & Son (the competent one, not Toby)

Welcome to the Fall semester new roommates!

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'I bet we're in more debt than you.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

'It appears to be a weapon, but how do we deploy it against our rivals.'

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

Tripping up a colleague with a question mark.

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

'I didn't realize sales would be so competitive.'

Germany-France: Pre-match banter

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"As if I needed another reason not to like you...your sales numbers are down."

Lord Alan Sugar

"It's probably nothing but I saw him with your girlfriend last night."

"Why does this happen? No matter how hard I try, Melinda Alvarez always does better!"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"No matter where he went, Bill's evil twin was sure to follow."

"True happiness isn't in the things you have, but rather in knowing what you have is more than everyone you grew up with."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."