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Bernie Sanders' campaign promise: every day is crazy hair day

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Vote For Me!

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Yesh Atid

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Rishi Sunak

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Al Baldasaro

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Newt Gingrich

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Palin's Teabaggers

Hillary Clinton

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

Climate Change is Real

Trump's Trophy

Condoleezza Rice

Mobsourcing