Opposites Attract Believers Gifts

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Swamp gas

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

We should talk...

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Jesus the comedian.

Stationary mountain bike.

Dinner Mates.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

Oh, darn. I've said too much

Highwire Texting

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

After hours...

"Religion helps me find meaning where there's none."

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

'I feel guilty, I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral, , , At least when we die, we'll go to the same place,'

"I suspect we've seen the last of the goldfish!"