Opposites Attract Fans Gifts

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

We should talk...

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Dinner Mates.

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

New Milks

Small man falling in love with large woman

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

Assassin/Cartoonist

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Opposites Attract.

Snail Air Balloon

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

Warning - this neighbourhood patrolled by drug-crazed hippies.

After hours...

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.