Opposites Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Small man falling in love with large woman

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Blend Schools

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"We need to put in more bones."

The Formal Street Artist

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

OOPS!

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

We should talk...

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

Dinner Mates.

"Crap, I hit reply all."

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

First savings & bone.