Opposites Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Small man falling in love with large woman

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Blend Schools

"We need to put in more bones."

The Formal Street Artist

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

OOPS!

We should talk...

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

Bones

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Crap, I hit reply all."

Dinner Mates.

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

First savings & bone.

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Osteoporosis Club: You Must Be This Short.