Opposites Attract Aficionados Gifts

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

We should talk...

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Dinner Mates.

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

Small man falling in love with large woman

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

The Bavarians, scene 2.

New Milks

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Snail Air Balloon

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

After hours...

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.