Opposites Fan Gifts

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Optician and the PI.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Jules Henri Poincare

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

The Principal of Inertia.

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'