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"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Optician and the PI.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

We should talk...

Jules Henri Poincare

The Principal of Inertia.