Opposites Attract Fan T-Shirts

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

The reserved and the go-ers.'

We should talk...

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Dinner Mates.

New Milks

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

Small man falling in love with large woman

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Snail Air Balloon

How to play with a radioactive baseball.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Organic Transplant - "The patient is a strict vegetarian"

'This isle isn't big enough for both of us.'

Warning - this neighbourhood patrolled by drug-crazed hippies.

After hours...

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette