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The reserved and the go-ers.'

Lion and Lamb Peacefully reading at Home.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

'Your place or mine?'

"Your profile said you were a dog."

The Formal Street Artist

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

We should talk...

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

The Hole that Divides

Dinner Mates.

Small man falling in love with large woman

Cow at night.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'It'll never work, Richard. We're too different. For example, I only like a parade...'

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

Opposites Attract.

Snail Air Balloon

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

'I've crossed chalk with cheese!'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

After hours...

"What does the BC mean in 800 BC?"

Joe realized that his thumbs are opposable.

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