Opposite Day Fan Gifts

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Your place or mine?'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I hate Mondays.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punkins

Thank God It's Friday.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Meet Thy Doom

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

Like, Real Gone...

Gym/Tan/Donut

"What am I, chopped liver?"

A hippie saying "Peace"

One Man Band

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Hippy getting the sack.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'