Opposite Day Fan Pillows

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I hate Mondays.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Punkins

Thank God It's Friday.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Meet Thy Doom

Like, Real Gone...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

A hippie saying "Peace"

One Man Band

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Hippy getting the sack.

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Well so much for counting on him to lead the insurrection.'