Opioid Crisis Awareness Gifts

Opioid Lawsuits

Deaths from Coronavirus

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Theater on meds

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Doping

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Intensive waiting.

"Tonight's headlines..."

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

Opium Den 2019

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"I always get anxious in large groups."

COVID FAQs.

A goalie tries to catch a coronavirus

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

The Grass Is Always Greener on the Other Side Phobia: 'We heard this is the land of opportunity. Our clients are bankrupt.'

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

Bob was embarrassed by his nervous tick

"Say NO to drugs."

Movember

"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."

Hypodermic holding up drugs testing notice.