Health Crisis Awareness Gifts

Deaths from Coronavirus

Who's next?

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Earth and the Coronavirus

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Zika global alert

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I tried it at home...'

'You have the constitution of a comic-strip character with twice your newspaper circulation, Mr. Fusco.'

Valentine's day 2021

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"