Health Crisis Experience Gifts

Covid World

Deaths from Coronavirus

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Aways the victim."

Death in the red zone

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'What do you mean, I get a reprieve from my wife's cooking? My wife is a cook here at the hospital.'

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

Under Cover of Darkness

NCAA Bubble

U.S. Sends Troops to Invade Ebola

Intensive waiting.

"It was the only apron I could find."

"You have third-degree burns over most of your body. At least your chin looks OK ??" aside from that big hairy mole."

"You lot aren't fooling anyone, y'know." King Charles cancer treatment

Neil Diamond retires from touring after being diagnosed with Parkinson's.

COVID FAQs.

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!

Coronavirus Reinfection

Chemotherapy.

"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

Coronavirus

Government runs bird flu exercise.

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

Corona clown car

Corona or Hunger