Healthcare Crisis Gifts

"It was the only apron I could find."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"Aways the victim."

Trump rally

"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Death in the red zone

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Intensive waiting.

Under Cover of Darkness

U.S. Sends Troops to Invade Ebola

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

Coronavirus Reinfection

COVID FAQs.

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

Government runs bird flu exercise.

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

'It's bad news, but for a small fee we can make it sound like good news.'

Coronavirus

Corona clown car

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

'I've had severe pains in the wallet-bearing area of my chest.'

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

"For me, crime pays for what Medicare doesn't cover."

'So NOW there's universal health care!'

Covid World

GP Recruitment Quota Lottery

Corona or Hunger