Opinion Oracle Gifts

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Wikipedia...

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Power/Expenditures

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

The Authentic Christmas.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Hipster Police Department

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

Beware of the Blog.

"Let's explore our opinions."

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

I told you way back in 2015 that Donald Trump would be the next president. You called it. You predicted every twist and turn of the election. It was eerie. What's going to happen next, Randy? What's going to happen to us all? Trump will fund research where they use my DNA to make everyone super hot and super chill, and we'll all live in sweet, sexy bliss. HOJ. I'm not sure whether I predicted the future, or whether the future obeyed me. So that one's just in case. Good thinking.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

'It's all been said already.'