Opinionated Oracle Gifts

'The views expressed are not necessarily those of management. Although it's obvious my cameraman couldn't agree more.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Wikipedia...

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"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Power/Expenditures

The Authentic Christmas.

Pundits

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Hipster Police Department

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Beware of the Blog.

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

I told you way back in 2015 that Donald Trump would be the next president. You called it. You predicted every twist and turn of the election. It was eerie. What's going to happen next, Randy? What's going to happen to us all? Trump will fund research where they use my DNA to make everyone super hot and super chill, and we'll all live in sweet, sexy bliss. HOJ. I'm not sure whether I predicted the future, or whether the future obeyed me. So that one's just in case. Good thinking.

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

'It's all been said already.'

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"