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'The views expressed are not necessarily those of management. Although it's obvious my cameraman couldn't agree more.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

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'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

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'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

'It's all been said already.'

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"He went red state on me."

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"